By Erin
This is what I purchased when I went to Target with my husband last week. Never in my life did I think that a 34DD would be considered un-sexy…but when your boobs hurt and look saggy, and the very, very last thing you want your husband to do is touch them, well, we’ve reached that point. This was officially my most depressing combination of purchases ever. And maybe cream for stretch marks is one of those things I should have purchased alone?
And I’m sure you’ve all gathered that I’m really, really missing alcohol. Like WAY more than I thought I would. And while this helps quench my cravings for beer, its really not the same as a Sol with a lime on one of these warm summer days. Or a Margarita with extra salt, which I would just about kill for right now.
The lowest part of my first pregnancy came when I went to Target 3 times in one day to keep returning underwear for the next largest size
Definitely bring a good girl friend, not the hubs to do that, and someone who can help you see the humor in it at that!
Lauren, that is hysterical. I definitely feel better about myself knowing I’m not the only one! I actually had to return the 34 DD for a 36 DD. Sadness.
This was not an appropriate post for your 1st cousin to read. Love, Jerry
Sorry, Jerry!
A good sport bra helped my upper half soreness & hot showers. I also got many mani/pedi too make my mood better
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I’m really missing alcohol too. The other day I saw a post with a pickle martini recipe and I thought, hey, that sounds like a good idea! Then I remembered I am months away from anything “martini.” Sigh.